mothabeyonce:

Beyoncé's work out routine (AKA my guide to life)

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

janemba:

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

plasticbagvevo:

only 2014 kids will remember this

plasticbagvevo:

only 2014 kids will remember this

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

raavenclaws:

When someone you hate gets dragged and ur like

image

vinebox:

When you were about to make something to eat but you smell chicken in the kitchen.

Lana performing in Carcassonne, France

blastortoise:

"good luck in the real world" says the 16 year old white middle class boy still living with his parents and never paid a bill in his life

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight